This week’s douchebag award was actually sent in via a tip. For some odd reason I didn’t encounter a douchebag of my own so this is a special entry. Don’t worry, I’m not afraid of this turning into a regular basis. There’s a high density of douchebags in the greater Los Angeles area to make fun of. Lucky lucky me. Lucky lucky you.
A friend of mine works in a very corporate office setting. It’s to be understood that while he works for a company that’s very relaxed, it is also… well extremely corporate. There’s a degree of conduct that should be said without being said.
Enter two well known but very well known and pretentious douchebags. They’re celebrity types. And they’re guests at his office. But they’re not meeting with him today. I’m not sure if they’re due to meet with him ever actually.
He’s talking to me in instant messenger while working and hears them. Sure enough, they’re having a meeting right outside his door. Loud and obnoxious circle jerking. They are their own kings of awesome.
This has been going on for the past 30 minutes. He’s had to file a complaint about their behavior. A little common decency goes a long way. Pardon me guys but my friend has to work or something. Now back to ims.
I am an Enigma 