“Do you have to take your camera in the bathroom? Are you going to take pictures? Seriously, you should never take pictures in there…”
Sure, Dan was just joking. I laughed. We all did. And I went to the restroom.
And then I saw this:
Nautical theme gone.. too over the top for me. You could actually see through that little window. Someone was in there before I was.. I could see her face. Suddenly, my urethra had stage fright. I waited it for it to get empty before I went, then had to come back to the table to grab my camera again.
“You assholes jinxed me. I’ll be right back…”
So, yeah.. the last thing I want is to see that ever again. No one is going to watch me wrangling a.. or ___. Fuck a bunch of that.