Douchebag of the week! Username: Maniwannakillyou

Ah the wide open road.  How I ever survived without two wheels before I have no idea.  Hell, with the way it is in LA, how I’m going to survive on two wheels isn’t far off either.
Enter the first of many scooter related car agressive behaviors.
Dear people who drive cars,
I know you’re too busy not [...]

[untitled] things unsaid

it’s 830am.
ive slept too much hoping to wake up with answers.
i haven’t found anything has changed except the hour.
the only thing i do know is that i really shouldn’t want to go to potentially see you, but that may very well be a part of why i do.

Agenda, agenda

Potential/intended weekend lineup:
Tonight-

Angels game tonight (just found out so most likely won’t go)
Work
Grocery shopping
Comic book shop

Sat-

Grilled Cheese Invitational
2009 Hollywood Zombie Walk
Tiki Bar 3rd Birthday Party

Sun-

Work.
Detox.
Take the train down to Claremont.
Family day.

Monday-

Dmv appointment @ the asscrack of dawn.
catchup with a friend I haven’t seen in months.
Work.
PSK?

Apologies and aftermaths not quite closed

My take on apologies?
Well they speak volumes of your character.
Believe it or not-
Every one is gonna mess up.
He’s going to make a mistake.
She’s going to go the wrong way.
Someone is going to say something that hurt you.
One day you’re going to wish you never did something that is done already.
And it’s about the way you [...]

4.

I oftentimes find myself having both the best and worst timing imaginable.  Why it seems to happen, I’m unsure.  But I wouldn’t give it up any of it.
All those moments…
the rise and fall of passion and levity to see-you-laters and goodbyes…
Life is about the experiences.
They’re about discovery.
What’s real.
And what’s going to make you more real…
however [...]

Age.

That’s it, I’ve finally realized that I’m old.  I’ve hit milf status.  I’ve hit… the first steps towards the end of the line.  It’s only a matter of time before I have to invest in wrinkle creams and Depends.
When I visited my family this weekend I saw the following sign on my son’s door:
My oldest [...]

And now a tale of a “preacher’s” daughter

Ah Easter Sunday… or in atheist and pop culture, Zombie Jesus Day.  So whichever way you prefer, happy ___ to you.
This weekend has been a bit of a rollercoaster.  I come from a very conservative Roman Catholic background.  My family is very devout with their faith.  They uphold traditions of ritual and wholesome values.  I [...]

Douchebag of the week! Username: Heathers

Ah how many of you remember that beloved movie of the 80’s?
Let’s take a journey back in time to remember the female douchebags of my more formative years from one of my favorite cult classics.  It will make sense later I promise.
From right to to left, seen above, the characters Heather Duke, Heather McNamara, and [...]

Halts and time outs

I’m in the midst of yet another major time out.  It’s spring cleaning and with it comes… well the evaluation process of what’s working, what needs to go and what’s actually important.
I’ve noticed over time I seem to have strayed from my journalistic roots.  Once upon a time, I was a game journalist.  In high [...]

Douchebag of the week: usernames- Kings of “awesome”

This week’s douchebag award was actually sent in via a tip.  For some odd reason I didn’t encounter a douchebag of my own so this is a special entry.  Don’t worry, I’m not afraid of this turning into a regular basis.  There’s a high density of douchebags in the greater Los Angeles area to make [...]